You’ve ever driven 4 hours and were glad it was a quick little trip.

You’ve been glad the airport had hot water in the sinks. It gave your facewash a spa-like feel.

You’ve answered all the rental car rep’s questions before he fully completed them.

You’ve mastered the art of sandwich making while driving. Including mayo.

You have your frequent flyer, hotel, and rental car discount club numbers memorized. Backwards.

You’ve ever woken up and had a legitimate reason to wonder what state you’re in.