My wife recently gave birth to our first child, Reece. Here’s some things I’ve learned…

1 – Babies do not like cold, wet anything touching them, at any time, for any reason.

2- Until you’ve been a father and you’ve held your child, you can’t explain it. It’s awesome.

3 -It is impossible to sleep in a hospital, even if you are just visiting. Don’t even attempt this.

4 – Our health care system is just fine, thank you very much Mr. President.

5 – My wife is an amazing woman.